Laura
So I haven’t been on tumblr for about 9 months. And in my absence I seem to have gained about 7 new followers. Figures. Welcome newbies. See you in a year or so :)
C.S. Lewis (via quotefeelings)
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So today I got flowers for the first time
From a boy that I don’t really like in that way.
And I was gunna tell him tonight when BOOM flowers.
Then I felt mean.
(Source: shot-at-redemption)
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Bed is much less fun when there’s no one else in it
Luau. If you’re hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat. Eat my buddy Pumba here, ‘cause he’s a tasty treat. Come on down and dine. On this tasty swine. All you gotta do is get in line. Are you achin’? Yup, yup, yup. For some bacon? Yup, yup, yup. He’s a big pig. Yup, yup. You can be a big pig, too. Oy.
(Source: believeandsmile)
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Top 7 most female positive shows (in no order): Firefly
It’s no secret that Joss Whedon is the unspoken king of Television feminism, but at least in my opinion, Firefly was his greatest success, and possibly the most feminist show of all time. The four leads speak for themselves. A trained soldier, a hyper talented mechanic, a graceful and high class companion, and a genius. Besides simply putting women in places of power, Firefly also explores important social themes. The most obvious being sex positivity: the idea that prostitutes are human beings, that women should feel empowered rather than ashamed of their sexuality, and that female sexuality can be a beautiful thing. We also have a rare glimpse at a TV relationship where the husband and wife switch roles and the man is more delicate and domestic, while the wife is the protector and the head strong one. One could write a book about Whedon and feminism, but let’s just cut this short and say that he got it right with Firefly.
I love Joss, but it seem really fucked up that “Television feminism” is represented most by a man.
i mean, what about Amy Sherman Palladino? or Rosanne Barr? or maybe Tina Fey or Amy Poehler?
part of the problem, of course, is with a lack of access for women in the writer’s room.
Again, I agree with all of this above, but this list (overall) has zero shows helmed by women writers or producers, and while i’m sure the shows are all very pro-woman they’re also all written and created by men. my beef though, is not with the list, rather it is with the unblinking acceptance of Joss Whedon as being in charge of feminist television when that really shouldn’t be his role (and it is a role he has rejected (as far as is to be expected), to his credit).
If Parks and Rec isn’t on this list, there has been a mistake.
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Rebloggable Guide to Essential Blow Jobs. 
Revised:
- Use lots of spit. Woman didn’t evolve saliva glands just to consume dry food. No, you can’t over do it. Yes, you may look like a weird gooey creature but it’s probably an aesthetic improvement for you anyway.
- Learn how to deep throat. I understand it’s easy to feel…
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